Don't know what I'm Doing

High-res Notes: 17568 5/3/13 — 12:24am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZWcJ2yk6Og0i Filed under: #irony

Literally the only thing that happened in this chapter was Kathy’s mom getting upset about Polly Logan who is the artist. Kathy also talks to Olivia about an orgy but it doesn’t seem to be an actual orgy. BORING!

The end.

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‘I told you Mother was bringing things. I thought we were going to have a real orgy.’
‘We can have our old orgy some other night. They’re having lobster!’

The Hot Summer Days by Sue Kaufman

Does this word have another meaning? also I probably would give up an orgy for lobster, too.

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Maisy finally managed a titter, but Daisy glared: having spoiled their private fun, their peculiar mother was now sitting very very still, staring off into space as though she saw things were not as funny as she’d thought, as though, really, nothing was funny at all, at all.

The Hot Summer Days by Sue Kaufman

Is it just me or did the wiki wee sentence make more sense?

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pkmnx:

the fact that i still havent seen a huge billboard with the eyes of TJ Eckleburg on it is such a loss for the great gatsby marketing team

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They watched her wet her twitching lips, bend to the book again. ‘Twikky wikky wikky wee, Wikky bikky twikky tee, Spikky bikky bee!’

The Hot Summer Days by Sue Kaufman

No shit, this is a sentence from this book.

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A parasol printed with violets (obtained at discount from the store’s French Boutique) filtered silky madderish light over Mrs. Albert.

The Hot Summer Days by Sue Kaufman

WHY IS THAT DETAIL NECESSARY??

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Notes: 8152 4/29/13 — 10:24pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZWcJ2yjt1H0o Filed under: #reblogging this only for #WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT! #good time guys

IT’S SEXY MONDAY!

ITS MONDAY NIGHT AND I’M DRUNK SO WHY NOT EDITION!

How have I never done this drunk? Drunk is ideal for this semi-weekly segment IN WHICH I read this really terrible 1960s novel called The Hot Summer Days by Sue Kaufman which is so boring you don’t even know. But, you know I do what I can. I will quote the best quotes and summarize it at the end and you guys will be stoked about it because you’re the best.

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You know you have cleanliness issues when you pull off your dress and it gets caught on your bottle of sriracha

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