okay everyone if you are sad look at this highland cow and go look at this stupid fluffy cow and smile.
have a better day and know that this stupid fluffy cow loves you.
Cardinal rules for life
The Hot Summer Days by Sue Kaufman
Exactly what makes a greeting violent?
Possibly an over abundance of affection? Either fuck me now or just glomping someone in a big bone crusher of a hug?
Haha, that’s probably it. I was just hoping for I dunno, a battle axe or a chainsaw or something.
”Yeah, listen, listen, got to dash. Thing happening.”