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Fri, 03 May 2013 00:24:03 -0700

The Hot Summer Days Chapter 10

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:08:10 -0700

Literally the only thing that happened in this chapter was Kathy’s mom getting upset about Polly Logan who is the artist. Kathy also talks to Olivia about an orgy but it doesn’t seem to be an actual orgy. BORING!

The end.

"‘I told you Mother was bringing things. I thought we were going to have a real..."

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:57:49 -0700

“‘I told you Mother was bringing things. I thought we were going to have a real orgy.’
‘We can have our old orgy some other night. They’re having lobster!’”

- The Hot Summer Days by Sue Kaufman

Does this word have another meaning? also I probably would give up an orgy for lobster, too.

"Maisy finally managed a titter, but Daisy glared: having spoiled their private fun, their peculiar..."

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:48:27 -0700

“Maisy finally managed a titter, but Daisy glared: having spoiled their private fun, their peculiar mother was now sitting very very still, staring off into space as though she saw things were not as funny as she’d thought, as though, really, nothing was funny at all, at all.”

- The Hot Summer Days by Sue Kaufman

Is it just me or did the wiki wee sentence make more sense?

pkmnx: the fact that i still havent seen a huge billboard with the eyes of TJ Eckleburg on it is...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:44:00 -0700

pkmnx:

the fact that i still havent seen a huge billboard with the eyes of TJ Eckleburg on it is such a loss for the great gatsby marketing team

"They watched her wet her twitching lips, bend to the book again. ‘Twikky wikky wikky wee,..."

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:43:00 -0700

“They watched her wet her twitching lips, bend to the book again. ‘Twikky wikky wikky wee, Wikky bikky twikky tee, Spikky bikky bee!’”

- The Hot Summer Days by Sue Kaufman

No shit, this is a sentence from this book.

"A parasol printed with violets (obtained at discount from the store’s French Boutique)..."

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:27:54 -0700

“A parasol printed with violets (obtained at discount from the store’s French Boutique) filtered silky madderish light over Mrs. Albert.”

- The Hot Summer Days by Sue Kaufman

WHY IS THAT DETAIL NECESSARY??

LOST » Catchphrases

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:24:18 -0700

LOST » Catchphrases

IT'S SEXY MONDAY!

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:22:07 -0700

ITS MONDAY NIGHT AND I’M DRUNK SO WHY NOT EDITION!

How have I never done this drunk? Drunk is ideal for this semi-weekly segment IN WHICH I read this really terrible 1960s novel called The Hot Summer Days by Sue Kaufman which is so boring you don’t even know. But, you know I do what I can. I will quote the best quotes and summarize it at the end and you guys will be stoked about it because you’re the best.

You know you have cleanliness issues when you pull off your dress and it gets caught on your bottle...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:15:42 -0700

You know you have cleanliness issues when you pull off your dress and it gets caught on your bottle of sriracha

meerschaums: next time jorah

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 18:25:19 -0700

meerschaums:

next time jorah

DEBRACLE

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 12:11:51 -0700

I have invented a new word.

Debracle- noun. a disaster or problem involving a brassiere.

kansass: MY 11 YEAR OLD BROTHER MADE A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT I CANT...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 21:33:44 -0700

kansass:

MY 11 YEAR OLD BROTHER MADE A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT I CANT BREATHE???????

oh my god this is flawless. I love this kid to pieces.

asongforjuliet replied to your post: asongforjuliet replied to… I accost my mother when I read...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:45:16 -0700

asongforjuliet replied to your post: asongforjuliet replied to…

I accost my mother when I read a good book. Idek who I’m going to accost when I move ;__;

Well, I definitely texted 5 different people about it only one of which replied. So it didn’t come to accosting strangers but I THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

applepiesfromscratch: Cost of the Mars Curiosity Rover - $800...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:41:17 -0700

applepiesfromscratch:

Cost of the Mars Curiosity Rover - $800 million

Cost of a team to operate the Mars Rover - $1 billion

Total Cost of the Mars Science Laboratory mission - $2.5 billion

Accidentally drawing a penis on the surface of another planet - Priceless

The Hot Summer Days, Chapter 9

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:39:52 -0700

Okay we start with Anne and Polly talking. I don’t remember who Polly is. They are talking about how great their husbands are. It’s fascinating. Then Polly, who is apparently an artist, goes back to work on her art and then gets interrupted by Jay and Ray who are absolutely fabulous who are fans of her work. They own one of her paintings and are straight up stoked to meet her. They invite her to dinner. Kathy has a phone conversation about her poison ivy with Olivia. It’s fascinating. Then Caroline gets raped by Frederick and Kwiki, which is the name of their servant I am not kidding ohmygod, walks in on them. I just…this book is so boring. Why would someone willingly read this? I guess I am willingly reading it but its FOR YOU GUYS OK.

"Frederick looked up with feverish eyes. Giving a groan like a man in pain he took hold of her arms..."

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:21:42 -0700

“Frederick looked up with feverish eyes. Giving a groan like a man in pain he took hold of her arms and savagely pulled her down on top of him. When she protested, gasping ‘Olivia…Kwiki,’ he silenced her by biting her lips, ruthlessly determined to bend her to his will.”

- The Hot Summer Days by Sue Kaufman

Okay so now there’s rape? Fuck this book.

"Maisy and Daisy were still upstairs, drawn shades, a whirring fan creating an illusion of coolness..."

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:08:04 -0700

“Maisy and Daisy were still upstairs, drawn shades, a whirring fan creating an illusion of coolness that kept them napping past their usual time, Mrs. Russell was off somewhere with Mrs. Kleemann.”

- The Hot Summer Days by Sue Kaufman

FANS DO NOT CREATE THE ILLUSION OF COOLNESS! IF A FAN IS WHIRRING THAT MEANS ITS WORKING! NO ILLUSIONS UNLESS IT IS NOT A FAN. IS IT NOT A FAN?

asongforjuliet replied to your post: asongforjuliet replied to your post: IT’S SEXY… I’m...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:03:45 -0700

asongforjuliet replied to your post: asongforjuliet replied to your post: IT’S SEXY…

I’m happier than I probably should be but sorry not sorry

Well good, because I accept no apologies for enthusiasm. ONWARD!

"‘It sounds too good to be true…far too civilized for this place.’ ‘One must..."

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:00:13 -0700

“

‘It sounds too good to be true…far too civilized for this place.’

‘One must maintain the standards of civilization even in the wilderness. —Incidentally, I am Jay, and that is Ray, as you know.

Polly shook hands. ‘Look…can’t I bring something too?’

‘Just your marvelous self, angel love.’

”

- -The Hot Summer Days by Sue Kaufman

Okay, there is a gay couple in this story and they are so stereotypical and they are also named JAY AND RAY COME ON BOOK YOU ALREADY HAD DAISY AND MAISY