Three weeks late, oh my god I’m sorry edition!!!!

For anyone not playing along, this is the segment where I read a terrible 1960s era novel called The Hot Summer Days by Sue Kaufman which very sadly appears to not be about orgies.  However there is a lot of innuendo.  I will quote the best quotes and summarize the chapter at the end.  We’re doing 3 in a row so strap in, sweeties!  Let’s do this!!